Part 1 - Dave Gives Kathy Some Time and Space
Part 2 - Kathy Moves On But Dave Needs a Push
Part 3 - A Day at the Campus, A Night at the Strip Club
Part 4 - A Cute Meet Before the Scales Fall
Part 5 - Dave Morgan: Man of Action
Part 6 - And the Band Played On
Part 7 - You Win Some, You Lose a Few More
Part 8 - The Mexican Standoff
Part 9 - There's Never a Cop Around When you Need One
Part 10 - No Family Room in the Octagon
Part 11 - The Price of Fame
Part 12 - Caught in the Death Star's Tractor Beam
Can Dave manage to get his life back and keep the girl?
INT. DAVE’S APARTMENT – NIGHT.
Dave reaches for the phone. He checks the dial log.
you do Kathy?
Dave calls her back. The answering machine picks up.
Or not answering. Again.
I'm going to start running out
of chances with this girl.
What did you say?
home okay. Now drink up and I’ll
take you out for a nice dinner.
She goes into his closet.
nice. I think we’ll have to go
shopping for some new clothes for
She emerges from the closet with a slightly worn brown suit.
Remember our first anniversary
try the truth for once.
There is a KNOCK at the door.
Dave goes to answers the door. Standing in the hall is Toynebee fresh from his trip to Florida. He has a tan, cut offs and a straw hat. He is wearing a t-Shirt from Daytona with one of Dave’s
Toynebee enters the apartment.
The place I was ate you up. I was
nearly as big a celebrity as you
being your friend. Here…
Toynebee takes off his straw hat and puts it on Dave’s head.
He reaches into his bag and pulls out a coconut souvenir monkey
wearing a bikini.
than I would have last night.
Several packages of condoms fal l out of his jacket pocket as he leans over to zip up his bag.
have to justify myself you or any of
his other loser friends.
did you get back together with The
Bitch From Hell?
tell me you love me then step on my
heart, drive me out to the desert
and leave me for dead with the
buzzards and the scorpions and all
the other creatures that don’t care
how a man feels inside.
showed up. I don’t really know why
Toynebee moves in next to Dave.
Kathy’s phone rings.
this thing is. I was so angry with
you for getting over me so easily.
But your voice is everywhere. And
now after Leno, your face could too.
And I want to be the person who
makes it happen.
think I can get you a record deal
and a national tour. This phone
message thing may only have
another few weeks on it’s own. And I
feel like I had some part in it , I
reason it happened it all.
As such, I think I should have more
that the regular 15%, but I’m willing
to waive that in consideration of our
long history together.
There is a KNOCK on the door. Steve lets himself in.
shit! What is she doing here.
duty I ’m going to get rid of any bad
influences in his life. Namely you
two and that other cretin who drives
that hideous RV.
She begins to step towards them to usher them out the door, but Dave steps in between.
agent, God knows why, and it’s
As he steps past the table, he picks up the phone Kathy’s set down.
Dave turns and huddles with Steve and Toynebee. There is some MURMERING and SHOCK as they discuss Dave’s plan. Dave turns back around to face Kathy.
Steve to negotiate terms for
whatever crazy thing you have
whatever commissions and fees for
representation equally with Steve
Kathy is about to protest but Dave raises his hand.
from this whole grizzly mess, the
two of you will be splitting 50% of
the money 30/20, with the
remaining 50% going to the United
Negro College Fund.
is you getting a three record deal for
Ally with your company.
some discount bin label.
This was a surprise for Steve and Toynebee. Steve tries to remain stoic, but he is pretty choked up. Toynebee slaps Dave on the back.
Kathy has given up.
But I expect you to honor your part .
monkey for how ever many weeks
this ridiculous thing lasts.
make sure you are ridiculed publicly
Dave turns and gets his jacket to leave.
good at your job, I ’d be worried
about that. Gotta go. Steve, you
make sure she doesn’t weasel out of
EXT. CITY STREET – NIGHT
Dave is running down the street, racing to get to Ally. He reaches the front door of the coffee shop where she is performing.
INT. COFFEE SHOP - NIGHT
Ally is onstage singing and playing her guitar beautifully, but no one is paying close attention. She sees Dave but continues to play. Finally she finishes. There is a smattering of applause but Dave
claps and hoots like she’s Springsteen.
break and come back.
She angrily points for Dave to come over to here.
see you, I’ve got great news.
America’s next porn star.
Perfect you two deserve each other I
hope you are going to be very happy.
together with her. I want you.
McCarthy last night.
camera angles, the quick shots
made it look like that. I just wanted
to crawl inside the couch and wait
for the show to end.
be my agent and parade me around
on some crazy tour.
last the weekend. By Sunday
morning everyone will be caught up
with some guy who drops a bowling
ball on his nuts on You Tube.
Dave takes the guitar from her, puts it down and takes her hands in his.
for her negotiating a two record deal
with her company.
details with her right now.
something sleazy and underhanded,
there’s no one I would trust more.
think just because you went and
made everything I want come true
that I’m going to suddenly think
everything is okay with us.
Dave kisses her hand.
she can’t book you an anything
more? Or torpedoes the whole thing
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out Kathy’s cell phone. He hands it to Ally.
plenty of photos on it of her
“escapades” with various rock stars
who don’t want to associated with a
woman like her. If she doesn’t come
through for you, They get posted to
the Net. Two can play at this game.
you did. Let’s have a cup of coffee
and see where it goes from there.
She smiles and gives him a kiss on the cheek.
Ally looks at Dave quizzically.